December 2011
577 posts
I never had a single cigarette that I didn't...
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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One of my friends got arrested for dressing up as a chicken, walking into KFC...
– Jack Whitehall
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I really fucking hate mercedes, she says she doesnt deserve to be ignored. Yes you do you fucking slept with his dad you stupid whore. Wish silas had killed her.
Shikari equally have the best fans and followers...
hollyshikari:
ashest0diamonds:
AMEN
piperlys:
every whovian is a timelord but we just look like humans
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I know your body & i know how to please ya, don’t thank me, thank...
– Bo Burnham
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Simon: Don't you feel bad for nicole?
Neil: Who?
Simon: The girlfriend you just cheated on?
Neil: Nah i didnt, we weren't kissing and only the tip went in. Anymore than that it would of been cheating, but i wouldn't do that cause i got ethics.